FIFTY SHADES OF BEIGE

1 February 2024

Back in the top 100 anthologies at 68!

January 2024 following the success of ‘Fifty Shades’ I am currently compiling my second volume of poems, due out in Summer 2024 to coincide with my 70th birthday.

December 2023 new material at the Tap, on a Christmas theme.

November 2023 my first appearance at the monthly’Words on Tap’ evening at the Brewery Tsp in Lymm where I featured poems from ‘Fifty Shades’.

30th July ‘Fifty Shades’ enters Amazon Top 100 poetry anthology at number 77.

Book Launch: Saturday 15th July


REVIEWS

‘My husband howled with laughter. So true to life.’ Cynthia

Lovely book. Made me smile!’ Joy

‘I read it straight away, cover to cover.’ Pam

‘We are hooked!’ Rose and Terry

My latest project is a poetry anthology about retirement and life in the third age.

An Ode To Grandparents

Grandparents can do anything

Versatile with a capital V

Give ’em a task and they’ll do what is asked

Without ever charging a fee.

They can answer the call, request large or small

And display knowledge from A to Z

Advice is dispensed with much common sense

Wise heads who are wildly read.

They can talk with ease, charm the birds from the trees

Vital when answering the call

Whether on finance, fridges, insurance or midges

These guys know it all.

Ships That Pass in the Night

Dot and Alan were work-committed

Holding high-powered jobs by right

Which deprived them of each other’s company

Ships that passed in the night.

They vowed that retirement would change all

That days would pass by together

But Dot had a friend in the WI

And Alan took up golf in fine weather.

Dot got into bridge with the girls from Keep Fit

And also gave Pilates a try

While Alan found pleasure in plucking and strumming

Ukulele gave him a high.

Twice a month Dot took up Spanish

While Al’s golfing prowess shone bright

Further depriving them of each other’s company

Once again ships that pass in the night.